Funny photos
What we get up to on our lunch breaks.
The unreported alien invasion Mousehole.
We investigate this unspoken paranomal occurance, come to reclaim second homes for local plant species.
Leo's hair is actually a plant
I used my plant identification app on Leo's head we found out this palm had been growing there since 2004⅐
Leo about to demonstrate the mechanics of a helicopter rotor with a drill
He actually did it and I had to take him to hospital with a bleeding cranium.
Oops....our wall just broke
We used Chinese fire cracker powder to cement the bricks together, but Leo lit a cigarette and the thing went KABOOM.
Leo audially diagnosing a misfiring piston in the engine.
With his giant elf ears, he's could to listen in on a catholic confession a mile away during a hurricane.
I told Sam a bad joke and this was his face.
Grumpy git.
Sam's been smoking weed again.
Look how red his eyes are and how much of a rat's arse he gives. Truly abhorrent behaviour and a crude breach of professional conduct.
Sam has died
Sam is dead and no longer works for the Green Lions Gardening. Fortunately he knew how to program his consciousness into an artificial intelligence that lives within this website and is making this post.
An overgrown car
Who owns this car? It's parked in Alverton. I would like to buy it to convert it into a chip fat fuelled power buggy.
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